so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize