Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's shark week go big or go home
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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