i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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