I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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