Me too!
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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