But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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