do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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