six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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