Ambien. No doubt about it.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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