she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
