69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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