I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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