Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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