So drunk its hurt
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do you have feelings for this penis?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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