Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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