Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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