Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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