Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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