Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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