Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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