I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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