and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Houston, we have a blender
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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