How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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