Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
only if we run a train.
done.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
