Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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