Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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