Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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