On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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