I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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