well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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