U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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