Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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