How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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