I love black thongs
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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