She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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