You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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