Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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