Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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