i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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