Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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