xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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