there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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