I am puke
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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