I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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