Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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