Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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