Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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