i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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