Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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