just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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