She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
it was like eating out sand paper
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
