I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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