I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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