You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
a search helicopter?!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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