think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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