$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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