can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
nutella sex= disaster
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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