What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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