**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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