How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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