We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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