I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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