The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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