She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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